Chad Broski’s Entire CompanyRegular price $335,330,569,666.00
Sitting at his desk, summoning the Lord of Darkness from his pentagram, Chad Broski is truly the greatest CEO who ever lived. His hard-working, fast-typing, uncomfortably arranged team in front of him, the office’s sole coffee machine far, far behind, he enjoys the kind of startup company lifestyle that only a blonde man with an excessively long name could know.
But he didn’t get here alone. No, Chad’s team at TeqnifiiBeta.io.edu.ca.us.gov have been with him since long before he deleted the internet. So many memories, so many successes. Though it’s hard to remember them all now. Who was that really slow designer who helped get the website started in the early days? The first employee? Something... Houston? She was hired not long before that whole situation with the whiteboard. Crazy times, crazy times.
It wasn’t long before we kicked things up a gear. I guess it was worth it in the end.
Yeah, put a team like that together, and you’re going to go places. Like the $246,397,197,269 company that now makes up the entirety of the internet.
Or maybe you could find some other kind of financial success. Some kind of saving, maybe. Those are good too.